Anonymous asked: hello my name is jamie, i own an independent film company that specializes in adult cinema and i was wondering what your rate is for filming? or if you could come up to maine and shoot a couble days worth of footage for us?
Porn?
Two of my animation’s are going to be screened at this cool festival in Dublin called Eat My Shorts.
Just watched the new Dark Knight Rises trailer. Wasn’t really into it. Bane looks dumb, straight up. Weird Mortal Kombat character. His voice is basic too. I know I shouldn’t just compare him to Heath in the last movie, but I can’t really help it. So far he’s a let down.
Plus I’m sick of Christopher Nolan’s style. I know director’s tend to have reoccurring themes and shit in their films but his are literally all the same. Super slow and brooding, with tons of distant piano and Joseph Gordan Levitt.
The Prestige was sick though, mostly for that twist ending with David Bowie.
This video is incredibly epic. Really next level.
This faux VHS box art for Drive is fucking sick. Whoever was in charge of all the promotional design and title work for this movie sucked. I know they were going for a simple 80’s throw back, but the font they choose is dog shit. It looks like they rolled through the options on MS Paint and settled on the first one that looked kinda 80’s and made it pink.
This movie was insanely good, the accompanying artwork’s gotta do it justice.
To make shit worse, they tried to change it for the Blu-Ray and shit and it’s even gayer! Now it’s like this weird white Nascar font with a racing stripe through it. Fail.
A few weeks ago some suspicious occurrences occurred in the Boston area.
On a Friday morning I awoke to see a Facebook post by one of my friends claiming she saw a UFO in Jamaica Plain the night before. She described it as a bright light hovering above a neighborhood where a few of my other friends live.
One of those friends was in the class I proceeded to directly after seeing this post. When I showed up, he immediately told me he had been abducted the night before. He said he was having a dream about metal rods being bored through his skull in a medical environment. He then woke to a loud noise above his house, like a helicopter or something, and he had switched places with his girlfriend on their bed. The aliens must’ve fucked up when they beamed em’ back down. Maybe they have poor short-term memory.
Once class was over I went to see an IMAX movie about Alaska with my roommate. Afterwards we snuck into the Mt. Auburn Cemetery in Cambridge. We hiked up to the highest point and sat on a bench to smoke. After a few minutes my attention became fixated on something weird above the airport. There was a cluster of lights hovering above the landing strip. It wasn’t moving, just sitting there while other planes took off and landed around it. It was really bright. My eyes couldn’t really focus on it. All the other plane’s lights were dim in comparison.
Another bright light entered my peripherals, but this time it was the headlights of a silver SUV approaching on the winding road below us. We scrambled to hide the bowl, but our efforts were unnecessary. A shadowy figure stepped out of the car.
“You probably shouldn’t be here.”
That’s all he said, standing still next to the truck. The moon was bright, but the angle of the shadow cast by his truck kept his features hidden.
We grabbed our shit and scurried down the embankment leading towards the front gate of the cemetery. As we neared the exit, the headlights appeared again, revealing the SUV creeping down the winding road. Then they turned back off within a few moments.
I said fuck this and we sprinted the remaining distance to the gate.